Denim is beautiful

I want an entire wardrobe of denim. Pants, shirts, vests, skirts, panties, socks. Denim never goes out of style and lasts forever.

Pointless Argument #5

When flying, all passengers should be forced to wear airline issued jumpsuits free of zippers and other metallic trim. They should also be provided with books, magazines and movies at the airline's expense, but be allowed no carry on baggage. This would cut down on the security check time and the huge amount of time waiting for people to properly stow their baggage.

Failing that, anyone who tries to carry one of those bags that is far too big for the overhead bin, but hey it has wheels so it must be a carry on, should have to ditch the bag and be forced to fly crammed into the overhead compartment.

Pointless Argument #4: You Suck.

Here I am, itching for a fight...and where are you? Huh?

What the fuck do I have to do to get some action around here? Do I have to go tease my neighbor's pitbull?

What the World Needs Now is Love, Sweet Love

It's the only thing that there's just too little of.

Nickelodeon is the Perfect Babysitter

There is no better way to entertain my kids than Channel 40. I can turn it on and walk away for the rest of the day. My children will sit in front of the television all day without a care in the world.

I can get housework done, get a manicure and cook dinner without anyone asking for attention. All my motherly duties are taken over by Nick. Who could ask for anything more?

Pointless Argument #1

The Snuggie is the most important invention of the decade, possibly the century. Not only is it a highly functional piece of clothing, a source of hassle free warmth and a cultural phenomenon, the advertisements gave people with obviously developmental delays high profile acting opportunities. And snuggies no doubt.

Disagree? I dare you!