Grape Nuts is the King of Cereals

Really, there's no need for me to even back this statement up. The truth of it is self evident.

It should be not only legal, but encouraged

to slap people who a) speak very slowly b) take too long getting to their point c) act as though they are saying something new when they are just repeating something that has been said by someone else earlier.

We live in a high speed society.  We need efficiency in communication.  We need to focus on driving results, not the slow and redundant chatter that drags shit down.

And if by any chance you are forced to listen to other people via remote, ie a phone meeting, you should be able to substitute a high voltage jolt that could be administered by hitting "#7" on your phone.

Pointless Argument #5

When flying, all passengers should be forced to wear airline issued jumpsuits free of zippers and other metallic trim. They should also be provided with books, magazines and movies at the airline's expense, but be allowed no carry on baggage. This would cut down on the security check time and the huge amount of time waiting for people to properly stow their baggage.

Failing that, anyone who tries to carry one of those bags that is far too big for the overhead bin, but hey it has wheels so it must be a carry on, should have to ditch the bag and be forced to fly crammed into the overhead compartment.