Sunday, March 29, 2009

What the World Needs Now is Love, Sweet Love

It's the only thing that there's just too little of.


  1. Some things you just can't argue.

    /cue swelling violin music/

  2. oh sure love. Right. Not honesty. Not integrity. Love. Because as you go on making "love, sweet love" Millions of people will be forced into forclosure as banks fail left and right, and companies lay off thousands of people in repsonse to falling profits. But yeah, LOVE will solve all of that.

    Let's not forget the people dying of treatable and curable illnesses because health care costs have skyrocketed and the insurance industry has gone completely out of control and more than 47 million Americans are uninsured. I'm sure they'd be thrilled to hear that "love" will cure their festering wounds.

    Or maybe you think love will save the failing educational system in this country leaving children farther and farther behind their international counterparts, unable to even recognize the USA on a world map. Yeah.

    Perhaps you are unaware of the current state of world affairs as you have intentionally cut yourself off from the outside world, you TV hating whack-a-mole.

    love, heh. /shakes head and mumbles obscenities/

  3. Ooooh, someone needs a hug! Get over here, you...!

  4. I'll come right over as soon as my malnourishedhouse boy brings me my prosthetic legs...

  5. screw love- what the world needs now is chocolate, Or maybe that's just me.

  6. But chocolate IS love, so you prove my point. YESSSS!

    /fist pump/

  7. technically chocolate is cacao beans, sugar, cocoa butter, soy lecithin and sometimes vanilla. No LOVE on that list. You need to turn down the Carpenters and regain your grasp on reality.

  8. It's just so tragic...apparently you have never had really good chocolate...or perhaps you've never had a really good orgasm. If you had, you would KNOW that chocolate and love are one and the same.

    I'd be happy to send you a care package of vibrators and Scharffenberger. Just, you know, to spread the love around.

  9. Posted by theevilsupergenius
    Funny you mention scharffenberger, that is were I got that ingredient list. Btw they are now owned by hershy's and manufactured with the same level of care and attention as a Snuggie.
    Another disturbing flaw in your argument is that like many teen aged girls you seem to confuse love and sex. Sad. They are not the same thing. Great sex can be had with no trace of love involved. And sure, I may have had a slutty phase in my younger life to help me back that statement up.

  10. I don't want to have to get all Science-y on your ass, but you leave me no choice. Countless studies have proven that we are just people-shaped sacks filled with goo. So this "love" of which you speak -- as if it were some kind of transcendent and magical ideal! pah! -- is simply a chemical reaction.

    Kind of like the reaction that turns lead into gold, another rare commodity.

    Never argue with Science, my friend.

  11. Posted by theevilsupergenius
    Oh I'll argue with your science alright. As soon as my flight lands and I have a real keyboard again. My thumbs are tired.

  12. *crickets chirping*

    Science triumphs again!

  13. Those aren't crickets. They're the rusty cogs in your tiny outdated brain trying to keep up. It is pretty clear "science" is a fuzzy concept for you. I was going to try to explain it to you, but I thought you'd do better with a little alone time.

  14. Well? I've had my "alone time," so now I'm wondering...when exactly are you planning to "school me" about Science?

    /drums fingers on desk/