Listen, I like to fight. Actually I love it. No not the fisticuffs kind of fight. I prefer a war of minds. And yet, somehow it takes too much effort to argue about things that I care about. What to do. Easy, I propose a pointless argument. I set up the premise in the body of the post and you disagree in the comments. We argue to the death. Well, at least argue to the boredom.
Whenever we tire of the bickering, the minds behind the blog will put our giant-brained heads together and declare a winner. What will you win? Nothing. Just the feeling of pride that will eventually lead to your downfall.