Showing posts with label death penalty. Show all posts
Showing posts with label death penalty. Show all posts

Wednesday, July 28, 2010

All death penalty states should move from lethal injection to death by REO Speedwagon

In an effort to make the death of a convict involve more suffering, giving their victims, or the victims of their families even the tiniest bit of retribution, we should move away from lethal injection as a method of excecution.  We should also refrain from further use of the electric chair, firing squad, death by stoning with frozen pickles and all other means and institute a blanket policy of death by REO Speedwagon. 
This method would force the convict to listen to an endless stream of the hits and B-sides of REO Speedwagon hits until they experience complete organ collapse.  In all honesty it probably wouldn't even take that long.  I mean, they really really suck.